There, that wasn’t so hard, was it?! 2.5 mile run done this morning. WTF? Wasn’t so hard? Wasn’t so hard?!? Wasn’t so fucking hard? My black puppy is mocking me. It was hideously hard. It was only 2.5 miles and I completed it with run/walk intervals and slowly. Here’s how it went (in my head):
- Setting off from home, turn left downhill, feels pretty good. Yep, we can do this, this is fine
- First walk break, secretly quite please we’re at the first walk break
- Bit more downhill, turn right, have-to-go-up-hill-now-can’t-really-breathe
- Walk break, love walk breaks
- bit more up the hill – come-on-just-a-bit-more
- downhill section, breathe, breathe, breathe
- walk, yay, walk
- run past the sheep, wave at the sheep but focus, keep focused, shit can’t breathe
- when’s the walk break?
- Not yet
- Surely now? Yes now
- Breathe, oh shit I’m going to have to run uphill in a minute, walk fast, can’t, no seriously walk faster or you’ll have to run all the hill, fuck, walk
- Hill, don’t like this hill but after this it’s steep downhill. I hate downhill. I might fall, run faster to get to the top so you can walk down.
- Come on you Dopey
- Nearly at the top, nearly at the top – nearly-at-the-top. Yay walk break
- It’s called walk break, not collapse in a heap break – keep moving
- Oh ok I have to run down, ok, steady, slowly, yay I’m down
- Plod plod plod plod – don’t mind this. Wish I could breathe though
- Walk break – come on walk faster to get down the nasty steep bit
- Time to start running but I’m going to walk the steep bit
- Ok I’m down, flat to home now. You’re Dopey, you can do this
- Left turn onto the canal, find a rhythm (fuck off), no really, it will help (oh shut up)
- Found a rhythm, picked up the pace, this is hard but ok
- I wonder if there are any kingfishers about? Or a heron? I’d like to see a heron
- Oh walk break, ok
- And another 2 minute run, it’s two minutes, I can do two minutes. Is it over yet? It must be! Hello lungs, please stop burning
- Yay walk
- Hm, I might be able to run to the end from here. I can see the point at which i’ll be able to see the bridge and if I can see the bridge I can run to it. Maybe
- Run. Ok, I feel pretty good. Count, that’ll pass the time…counting to 105… what comes after 105? I’m lost, where was I? start again! ok 91… That’s not starting again, silly, ok but I like 91.
- Look the bridge. Look the bridge. Look the bridge. Look the bridge!
- Why isn’t the bridge getting closer (because you’re not running fast enough!)
- I’m at the bridge. Lungs, legs, everything, please stop screaming at me.
So the puppy may sit an mock but it’s got to do so from outside because this moomin butt is moving and even though it was sort of hideous and most certainly horrible, I loved it
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But you did it!! 😀
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Yay! Glad you loved it! Your good for choosing a hilly route, I chose pancake flat for my first go after a few months off lol!!
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Don’t have much of a choice round here! xx
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